5 Popular Poses I Just Don’t Get, Part II: PISSING IN THE STREET!
Here we are again, looking at the model poses that baffle me…Even as I find myself doing them.
And today, we have…
Look 3: P*ssing in the Street!
Why it works: It gets the whole outfit into a crop.
Why I hate it: Because it looks like I’m pissing on the studio floor! I can’t be the only one who thinks this?!
On a side note, watch out for cellulite when you do this shot in a pair of shorts or other leg-revealing outfits. The squashing of all that thigh on calves can lead to a horrendously bumpy appearance. You need to sort of squat without putting too much weight on your calves, which is a seriously Olympian task – but worth it for the smoother thighs.
The lipstick as Lady Danger by Mac
Click here or on the picture below to see my in-depth exploration of yesterday’s senseless poses….